Best. Photo. Ever.

Best. Photo. Ever.
Originally uploaded by smelly_.

I don't even know where to start.

Okay. First, the dog drool splatter. The picture was snapped RIGHT AT the moment of cat-paw-into-dog-jaw impact, thus capturing the spray of dog saliva. This photographic coup is only made sweeter by the irony that this is dog is a boxer. Next, the cat's expression, one of total bustedness. 100% caught in the act, plus the yellow flashy reflection for added flair. Lastly, the amazing sidekick to the head--an acrobatic feat rarely mustered by humans, let alone a cat. Well done. Well fucking done.

Magnifique!

I don't know WHY I am telling you this

I don't know WHY I am telling you this
Originally uploaded by smelly_.

I saw Marathon Man for the first time the other week. I had no idea what it was about, so was surprised to see Dustin Hoffman as a rather sexy young hero type and Laurence Olivier as a sadistic ex-Nazi dentist. IS IT SAFE? (those who have seen it know what I am talking about) Anyway, the other night I dreamt that I was sitting with a group of people in a living room watching telly and Dustin walks in (young, cute, sexy Dustin, NOT old, craggy, yicky Dustin) and sits next to me on the couch. He has a blanket or a folded-out sleeping bag, which he lays over himself, like snuggling in (I get the feeling we are at some big co-ed sleepover). But part of the blanket covers me as well, and soon I feel Dustin's hand holding mine. And I feel ridiculously happy, sitting there secretly holding hands with young Dustin Hoffman.

FIN.

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