FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

"She caught that baby, put it to her chest, gave me a look, like, 'I gotta go,' closed the door, put the van in gear and away she went."
-- Gas station co-owner Lloyd Goff

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/31/station.delivery.ap/index.html

I would not eff with this woman, she is one tough mama to say the least.

MNIMTIU

MNIMTIU
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Moments in idiocy

ALL DAY I have been suffering through the effects of a nasty hangover making its way through my system. Cause? Oh, just closing down the bar yesterday on Karaoke Night. Or should I say this morning. I sang Brass in Pocket, but that is neither here nor there. I wasn't even fully aware that I was doing this until they announced it was the last song and the lights went on. Bryan and I both looked at our watches and then each other with a silent, "What did we just do?" But Bryan did not have to work today. And I did. Woke up at 7:55 am with the help of no alarm (forgot to set it), and did the "wait, what day is this?" brain buster until I deduced that fuck it's Friday and I am late for work. I did, however, make record time, screeching in at 9am.

Anyway, have been feeling just generally shit all day. Was paranoid at first that people would know (like smell the alcohol seeping out of my pores), and while that is still a likelihood, I just don't give a fuck anymore. Yeah, I went out last night. Yeah, I got effed up and dragged ass in here today. Yeah, I know I look like shit. Yeah, I know my eyes are glassy and my skin is pasty. What of it? You want a piece of this? Back off!

To be fair, I rarely do this. Now I remember why. Oh yeah, the point of all of this: about 9 minutes ago, it occured to me that I could take some ibruprofen or something to make my head not hurt as much. All day, silently suffering, never even thought about it. So lame.