Is this a cop-out post? Most definitely!

Received yet another of those emails in which you read the trivial answers about the sender and are then invited to forward on your answers to the trivial questions to others. Whereas most may react with a resounding fuck that! not me. I like answering these types of questions, I think because it appeals to the interviewee side of me. In fact, it would be really great if someone would read me the questions and then take down the answers. Come to think of it, I'm not really sure why I am not more involved in mall surveys and sampling groups. I guess because THAT WOULD BE VERY SAD. Also, I'm most interested in making decisions on my own tastes and preferences, so that would get very boring for, well, everyone involved after a while.

Speaking of! Here's the latest one! Feel free to post your answers in comments and I will be sure to thoroughly pore over the responses and let you know which ones are ok and which ones are just plain stupid.

Two names you go by:
1. El
2. Smellabore
Two things you are wearing right now:
1. bra
2. cardigan
Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
1. mutual respect
2. friendship
Two of your favorite things to do:
1. shop
2. make muthafucking kick-ass mix CDs
Two things you want real badly at the moment:
1. an inspiring job
2. more free time
Two things I did last night:
1. went to International Business Environments class
2. watched 1.5 episodes of The Office
Two things you ate today:
1. Special K bar
2. Turkey wrap
Two people you last talked to:
1. Rob the boyfriend
2. Ellen the coworker
Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. The Kaiser Permanente Run-Walk (uh, I’ll be walking not running)
2. WATCHING THE SEASON PREMIERE OF CSI!!!!!
Two longest car rides:
1. Arlington, TX to Martha’s Vineyard, MA
2. Martha’s Vineyard, MA to Atlanta, GA
Two favorite holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
Two favorite beverages:
1. Coke Zero
2. Water
Two things about me you may not have known:
1. I’ve never considered my mother’s cancer “real cancer”
2. I think about ridiculously morbid what-if scenarios a lot
Two jobs I have had in my life:
1. Waitress
2. Chinese restaurant take-out window girl
Two places I have lived in the U.S.
1. Arlington, TX
2. Martha’s Vineyard, MA
Two of my favorite foods:
1. Lobster
2. Smoked salmon