I'm a big girl, I can admit it. Today has been considerably better, mainly due in part--I feel--to caffeine. Yes, this is very sad, but I didn't have a Diet Dr Pepper (a.k.a. the breakfast of champions ew I know) yesterday morning, and look where it got me. Needless to say, I had one this morning, and voila! A pretty good day.
I did, however, have to go to battle with AT&T Wireless (a.k.a. thieving bastards), AMEX (a.k.a. sneaky fuckers), and Delta Air Lines (a.k.a. what me, work?) today over various issues. I was feeling kind of fiesty. Didn't actually have to get evil on anyone--although prepared to, shut the office door and everything--but did have to pull out "the tone" every now and then. God service reps must effing hate me. This reminds me of a story.
Last year a telemarketer called me and pretended to be a friend of mine. He asked for Eleanor in a heavy New York (I can only assume Long Island-ish) accent, so I said who's calling? And he says, it's Peter. So I said, well which one? May I ask why you are calling? just effing with him a bit, and he gets all flustered and upset and screams GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE MY JOB SO DIFFICULT, THANKS A LOT FUCKNUTS!!! And hung up. I was a little surprised, to say the least. It's not everyday you get called fucknuts by a complete stranger.
Pretending to be your friend, no less.
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