Yikesy. The lovely Elbo added me as a link to her fabulous blog, Discombombulation Station. See? I'm right down under the blogs-she-reads-everyday header. On the left. Lower. Keep scrolling. Below the pics, keep going. Lower. Right below the recently-updated-weblogs area. There! See? PRIME REAL ESTATE!The point is, this puts the heat on me to update this thing. Regularly. Which I think was ALL PART OF HER EVIL PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE! And it's totally working. I mean, I can eaaaaasily let down my dearest friends and family members, but vaguely disappoint an anonymous blog surfer? UNACCEPTABLE!
I'm yelling a lot in this post. Clearly I have a lot of pent-up anger. CLEARLY.
On a complete-180-utterly-non-sequitur-non-sequitur, I'm leaving the office now to go to a funeral. For reals. R.I.P., Ralphie. He was a good man.
4 comments:
Wow. I've arrived. Someone I don't know -- at least I don't think so -- has deemed me a smarty-pants via link to this blog. I am honored, particularly as said blogger is an ENORMOUS smarty-pants; just snarfed water reading about her possible drive-by shitter. E -- do not provoke this person. There's a small chance the shitting was coincidental, but Dan might also be an utter sociopath.
for clarity's sake, E shares blog real estate with A. the two are bff's who post back and forth like civilized ladies of distinction at a tennis match.
A lives in New York, and it was A's car that was shat upon - as something like fecal graffiti would NEVER happen in the Midwest!
A, i too think Dan is a closet scatopath. he WANTED you to slowly inspect the car for dings...only to come face to face with waste matter! burn that phone number! you're surrounded by crazies!
Perhaps these comments would be best left on THE BLOG ON WHICH IT WAS WRITTEN?
Just an idea.
Ha ha the power I weld! El you must post regularly because then your smarty-pants sisters will comment more often and then I will link to my blog and it will all become more meta. Like with what I'm about to do.
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