Three, two, one: CONTACT!!!

So I'll tell you, something has been nagging at me since my last post. Couldn't put my finger on it at first, but then it was clear: it just seemed like unfinished business. Because silly little trivial things that I am attaching completely unproven hypothesised interpretations to. . . must always come in threes!

I finally hit upon it, the third of a trifecta of godly punitive action that I daydream is there to hassle my ex. Annoucing: the Georgia drought. As every local newscast will tell you via special programming like DROUGHTWATCH!! and DROUGHT2007!! and HOLY SHIT I'M THIRSTY!!, Georgia is almost at an all-time low in terms of a water shortage. Although you wouldn't know it from the myriad car wash places that seem to still be doing fine. Anyway, one of the primary water sources for the metro area, Lake Lanier, is getting rather shallow indeed. Here a picture to illustrate the current conditions:

There's a lot more ground visible than ever before and we can see here that it has resulted in the closure of this boat ramp. What does this have to do with the rotter ex? Only that he spent a ridiculous amount of money this Summer to purchase a waverunner. I did not think that buying an expensive piece of machinery that could only be used by driving at least over an hour away could get any sillier. Unless, of course, that body of water DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. Well, at least not to where having a waverunner is concerned.

So that's three. Now I can go obsess about something else.