And now, a shout-out to my friend Karen. She motivated me to start this blog. Karen, I owe it all to you. To which she would reply, "Snnnwhaaarrr? I jusss nanaaa pong." Because she is drunk. All the time.

On another note, I was driving around the block leaving work yesterday (because I exited out the wrong side because I was so tired because I worked so late because of THE MAN), and I was stopped at the left-turn light. A passel of small children were standing on the corner, with Mama right behind them, when one of the kid acts like he is stepping off the curb. IMMEDIATELY, Mama's arm strrrrrrrrrrrrrretches over nine kids and yanks him back onto the curb by his collar, and whirls him around. She is face to face with him in a flash, and says, "Have you completely lost your mind? Have you COMPLETELY lost your mind??" And the little kid was like, "Yes?" I swear, my ovaries moved.