So yesterday I was at this interview, and the secretary for the guy I was meeting with looked AND SOUNDED exactly like Elaine from Airplane!--remember her? That in itself was freaky, but she's blabbing away as she is making me some coffee, and at one point mentions that she herself can no longer drink coffee, because she has had coffee poisoning. At which point I perked up (har har pun), and said, "Coffee poisoning? I've never heard of that--what is it?" To which she replied, after pondering the question, "Well. . .it's like a trip." In Imaginary Land, I would have SPEEEEEWED hot coffee all over her purple dress (with white shoes I might add). In Real Life, I said, "Oh, that's terrible, hmm, okay." And got the heeeeeeell out of there. The break room, that is. I still had the interview. It went okay, he kept interrupting me.