ok, so I know I posted last week about how I had all this shizz to catch up on, but the plain fact is: I'm never going to write it. Jeez I can't even post daily, let alone post multiple past days and activities. And if you thought that I was, well I can tell you now that it was a little unrealistic. I mean, really.

Hmm, now I feel like I am letting my blogger audience (read: Karen) down. How about recap haikus instead?

Birthday
All my friends with me
sweltering karaoke
Please turn the air on

New Job
Effing far away
Placated by lots o cash
My boss has a lisp

Chicago
Bonding with sisters
Eats darts zoo boat flick game shops
Hungover and broke

Well, that has sapped my creative energy for the day. Tonight I have grand ambitions of cleaning off my porch, replanting the pots, etc. I have seeds and everything.

I will probably sit my fat ass on the sofa and watch telly instead.

And there's not even anything good on tonight.