Topical!
Little to close to home!
Jesus this blogging thing is hard to keep up with--I was convinced that it had only been a couple of days since my last post and here is is, actually EIGHT. Some things that have happened to me:
I hit my 10% weight-loss goal this week. It's gone, hopefully not to return until I trap a man into marriage and then brianwilsonballoon on him so that my fat grows around my wedding ring and makes it a permanent part of my body and a permanent reminder for him that he will never ever be able to get rid of me no matter how hard he tries with those streetwalkers and skanky hos.In other news, and in no relation to the claptrap above I swear to sweet baby jesus, I went on a date last night. And it was fun. And I am going to see him again. And you can't stop me.
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